~ So wise and only Five Lol ~

So out of boredom I decided I would interview my 5 year old, and blog the results. In no particular order, I just randomly started asking him questions, and this is what came of it. I cant believe some of his answers, he had me laughing the whole time. He really can  be quite entertaining at times just read for your self…

*What is your Favorite color?
Green.


*What is your Favorite food?
Scrambled eggs


*What is your Favorite movie?
Scooby-doo.


*Who is your Favorite person?
My dog, cousin, mom, dad, brother, sister and myself.


*Do you like school? 
Not really. I do like recess, and the bears, and food, that’s all.

*What is the coolest thing you have ever done?
Make new friends a long time ago, when i just moved here, a long time ago.


*Who is the nicest person you know? 
My cousin, dog, brother, not really, Sister, not really. Mom and dad, mostly every one. Except not a robber. Of course not a robber, right mama?


*Why is important to be nice?
Mom and dad wouldn’t say it, but it just is.


*Why do kids go to school?
You have to. If your sick you don’t have to.


*Why is there money? 
Because if there wasnt, you couldnt even eat anything, or buy anything.


*Are you going to get married? 
Ya!


*How old will u be when u get married? 
17 or a grown up age. Ya! a grown up age. Right mama?


*Will u have kids?
Ya!


*How many kids will you have?
80! No I’m just kidding. He he he….  2


*Why 2 kids?
Because… Maybe 1?  maybe 3?  Maybe,  Maybe, Maybe.


*Is there a God?
Ya!


*How do you know that there is a God?
My sister and brother told me. Because if you die, there wouldnt be nobody up there for you.


*What does God look like?
He has a huge foot , a huge head, a huge nose, a huge butt, a huge stomach, a huge flip flop and that’s all.


*Have you ever talked to God?
No! what do you think, man??? Only if i got knocked out, ya.


*What happens when you dream? 
Nightmares or sleepy stories,don’t know what that is I just said it.


*Did you dream last night ? 
Ya, about a bat moth. It made the sound like you  “EEEEhhhh”
*Occasionally, when I have bad dreams, I scream myself awake. From what I have been told, It sounds much like a dying cat. Lol*


*How did I end up as your mom?
You was a little kid. You had a baby and the doctor helped you take it out.


*How did you end up as my son?
I was in your belly button, and whatever you ate I ate. Blah! broccoli. I don’t like broccoli.


*If you had a dollar what would you buy?
A toy, and food, and 800 dollars?


*You can buy all of that for a dollar?
Ya, maybe, sure.

*What if you had 100 dollars, what would you buy? 
Everything. Except for knifes. Maybe one.


*Why would you need to buy a knife?
To cut stuff. Maybe broccoli, potatoes, carrots.


*Do you remember when you were a baby? 
Only when i was 4.

*What do you remember about being 4? 
Just my birthday. Only my birthday nothing else.

*Is it easy for you to make friends?
Not really.


*Do you have friends? 
Um, Ya!! whole bunch at school and at my friends house.

*What is your favorite thing about dad?
Hes the best. He can fix anything. Except for that one thing I said.


*What is your favorite thing about mom?
Umm your so lazy. ha ha 
*he found this reply to be so funny*


*What is your favorite thing about your brother? 
He is so lazy. Oh I mean no. He’s not lazy.


*What is your favorite thing about your sister?
She is lazier than everyone.  She whines about everything.


*What makes someone mean?
Teasing them.


*Who do you know that’s mean?
 My cousin, when i make him mean. If I want him to chase me, I make him mean.


*Why do dogs bark? 
To tell other dogs I poop here, I live here.


*Who is the smartest person you know? 
A genius. You , my brother, dad and my dog.

*What are you going to be when u grow up?
A cop or whatever my cousin is going to be.


*Why a cop?
Because my cousin wants to be a cop and hes my bestest buddy
.

*What happens when peole get old? 
Die, and it would hurt. and you would be a zombie or a ghost.


*Have u ever seen a zombie or ghost? 
No. My friend did. He saw a ghost and it tried to throw a toy at the back of his head, and it tried to save him from a mean ghost that throws some stuff around the house.

Then he looked at me all seriously and asked: “Do cops get old? Huh, mama”? 
I said: “Yes they do, everyone does.” 
He said: “oh pooh! what about power rangers?’

       Eventually he had enough of my questions and decided that it was time to ask himself two questions. The two questions he asked himself are…..

1. What’s your favorite black color?
 Black green. You mix black with green and its black green.


2.What’s your favorite food color?
 Nothing.

Then it was time for two jokes he made up…

1. Why didn’t the dog go outside?
Because it didnt have the legs for it.

2.Why didn’t the brain go inside of a humans head?
Because it was dead.

   **Just another reminder of why, I am so happy to be a mom; and how having kids can be so much fun!! Especially when they are as cool as mine are…..

~Reflections and Reality no room for Regrets~

Reflection in water

Reflection in water Photo credit: Wikipedia

When your reality is ripped away by a trauma of some kind, I think it’s a pretty natural reaction to question everything. Questioning the choices you have made, or didn’t make. Questioning the things you have done or didn’t do. Questioning all the people in your life from the past to all of your current friends and family. Your purpose and reason for living become questionable. You try to look for a way it could have been prevented. You just want a reason for life to make since again.
I have been thinking alot about all the choices I have made, and the choices that were made for me. I’m trying to remember, if or when it started to get bad. Was there a specific point in my life maybe even just one choice that could have prevented this outcome if it was done differently?
Looking back, I realize that I have made a lot of poor choices. I started remembering some things I completely forgot about, maybe even intentionally forgot about.
I know ultimately I am responsible for where I am in my life. I continuously go from blaming myself, to looking for the slightest reason I can pin the fault on someone else. I think about removing myself from people’s lives to prevent any more pain. Then I get so mad at everyone. I hate that this is happening to my family and not to someone else’s.
I have never done anything bad enough to deserve this, neither has my husband or kids. I can name quite a few people who would deserve it. Yet I’m the one life chooses to puke on.
I really believed that if life ever got bad, i have enough friends and family that would pitch in and help. I believed that nobody would just stand by watching my life disintegrate, especially when they are more than capable of helping to prevent it. Idk. it might have something to do with the fact that any time my husband hears of someone struggling, and we have the means to help, we do. No hesitations. My husband will give up his last 5$ to help someone out. Over the years we have had so many different people stay with us “until they get on their feet” that i’ve actually lost count. Everyone knows that if they need it our doors are always open.
My husband is too nice to people. He has even told me “It’s good karma, if we ever need help people will be there to return the favor” He is way too trusting. He believes that everyone is ultimately good. Um… Yeah right…
To everyone we know especially to the ones we have helped: If I am wrong where are you hiding?? Do you feel remorse? Guilt ?? Or do you even care at all? Nope. of course not. Not one single fucking person.
We are drowning. You have the ability to help and choose to stand by and watch us struggle. Do you remember you might not be doing so well if we didn’t help you???
I feel like telling everyone if they let this happen, I will never forget that they were not here when we needed them the most. But I’m not sure it would make a difference to anyone. I don’t think they give a shit if they have us in their lives or not.
To think people still question why I would say that I hate people, and why I don’t socialize more. I don’t socialize because throughout life people never miss the chance to show how selfish they are. They are never satisfied and constantly wanting more. Nothing is ever enough for them. Its always Take. Take. Take. They never stop fighting to be the one on top. People won’t blink twice about stabbing you in the back if it will benefit them, or make them look better in comparison. In fact some people will deliberately fuck you over just for fun.
While reflecting back on I started thinking about different things that have happened in my life. Some good times and some bad times. I also started remembering different people that have been in and out of my life. Some of the people I only knew for a short time were the most influential people in my life. Some how they managed to impact me the most. I have met some pretty amazing people. I have been pretty fortunate, I have received many blessings and had a lot of good stuff in my life. I would never want those experiences to be different.

Someone once told me that every experience you have had, every choice you have made, has brought you to where you are today. The good and the bad. It is why, you are who you are, today so you should have no regrets.

So we will be ok. How ever this turns out. My family is still my family so I think I’m still pretty damn fortunate.

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